Tired of saying "owo" unironically?
Get your life back. It's time to de‑fluff.
What Is UnFurrify Me?
UnFurrify Me is your personal AI‑powered de‑furrification coach that learns your fursona quirks—late‑night howls, tail‑wag triggers, even secret zoomie zones—before you ever say a word. It offers real‑time, one‑on‑one therapy sessions that seamlessly guide you back into human‑mode.
Hyper‑Personalized AI Therapy
Our AI "therapist" builds a complete profile of your furry habits—from howl frequency to desk‑pacing routines—and uses it to craft bespoke therapy sessions that address your exact challenges, without you having to spell anything out.
Context‑Aware Guidance
Stuck in a monotonous meeting or pacing at 2 AM? UnFurrify Me senses the moment and initiates a friendly check‑in or mini‑session to help you switch off the fur‑mode and rejoin reality.
100% Confidential
Every conversation is encrypted and private. No data leaks, no judgment, and zero chance your fursona escapades make it to HR. Your privacy is our absolute priority.
Success Stories
I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just pay my taxes.
Greg
ex‑wolf hybrid
Rate your fursona addiction:
Furry → Functionality Over Time
Scientific evidence* of our de-furrification effectiveness
*Studies conducted in our state-of-the-art imagination facility
Our Iron-Clad Guarantee
of our clients stopped hissing at coworkers within 6 weeks
Results may vary. Side effects may include increased employability, reduced strange looks from neighbors, and spontaneous tax filing.
Pick Your De‑Furrification Path
Because nobody wants a coworker answering emails with a howl.
Classic De‑Furrification
Perfect for solo fluffle‑drop. You, a tail, and one less problem.
- Unlimited "No More Zoomies" sessions
- Weekly "Squeaky Clean" progress reports
- Access to our "Tail‑Off" community forum
Gift & Rescue Package
Send someone the gift of normalcy. Their inbox will thank you—and so will HR.
- Everything in Classic
- £3 "Hourly Nudge" gift service
- Recipient gets an email every hour for 24h: "Time to ditch the ears!"
May cause mild embarrassment. Proceed wisely.
Frequently Asked Questions
The burning questions from our soon-to-be-reformed clients
Still have questions?
rescue@no‑fluff.org